My friends Jennifer and Onye are big fans of the actor Don Cheadle... or maybe not, I have no idea. But anyway, I decided I would do something generous and spend my own money ($15 each) to have Don Cheadle call them at their offices and jazz up their boring lawyer lives for two minutes.
I have to say, Don Cheadle is an amazing actor, because in the movies he doesn't even seem to have much of an accent.
This was easily the best $30 I ever spent -- and I consider it an investment, because I'm pretty sure Jennifer and Onye will both be buying me more than $30 worth of drinks and gifts to thank me for their incredible experiences. I don't think they've had this much fun since that one night in law school...
You too can buy Cheadle calls for all your friends (they range in price from $2 to $20 each). When you checkout, please note that you were referred by Alana G. I don't think it will get you any kind of discount, but it might increase my chances of getting a date with Don Cheadle.
You can also pay to have Don Cheadle call your friend and pretend to be a turtle, which is what I did for my old pal John:
Personally I think if you're going to pay for Don Cheadle to make a call though, why waste your money on him pretending to be a turtle.